Live Bloggin' It: Dem Hot Dogs Edition

11:30 PM - Went down to collect my paycheck. Stopped into the Unimart for an Arizona lemonade thing. All the corners of the store had the shelving removed and replaced with beer cubes like this one:

Hey guys, what's happening in Alfred this weekend?

12:00 PM - Heading off to a talk by some Physics grad students who graduated from Alfred a couple years ago. It's almost like there are a lot of alumni congregating on this valley, curious...

2:45 PM - A girl hanging out of a window yelled the following at me in slurred fashion "Nobodies gonna arrest me! You're not going to arrest me, are you boffer guy? Hey boffer guy, you wouldn't arrest me!".

5:00 PM - Pine Hill Derby, woooooooooot.

7:00 PM - To Hornell for Hot Dogs and Liquor.

9:00 PM - Back from Hornell. Have developed a cold, taking cough medicine in the form of jagermeister. I mean everyone says it tastes like cough syrup, probably has a similar function!

10:00 PM - Our counters are made of liquors. People are on their way, they're bringing their own shit.

10:30 PM - People are here, the atmosphere is merry.

11:00 PM - I apparently own a Jester's hat, bells and all, PARTY HAT!

11:10 PM - Jester's hat is duct taped to my head, how else can it be my headbanging hat.

11:30 PM - We are rewriting popular christmas carols to fit Hot Dog Day. Bitches, we are going carolling tonight.

Deck the halls with empty bottles
Falalalalalalalala
Show the freshmen good role models
Falalalalalalalala
Drink the lagers, pound the Keystone
Falalalalalalalala
Hope that you can find your way home
Falalalalalalalala

Grill the hot dogs, roast the wieners
Falalalalalalalala
Celebrate that we are seniors
Falalalalalalalala
Drown the brain cells, kill the liver
Falalalalalalalala
Alex's Pizza does deliver
Falalalalalalalala

12:08 AM - Keyboards, hard. World, wobbly. Liquor, plentiful.

Note: Okay blogging on the phone didn't work since it only lets you edit in HTML mode and drunk me couldn't understand it.Short version is sober didn't happen much, got into several roman candle battles in the middle of an intersection with a mug full of liquor in the other hand and then finished off the night by peeing in Elliot's shoes.

Happy Hot Dog Day!