Anyway I had a good day today. Here's the bullet points.
- Woke the fuck up.
- Was poopin' for too long so didn't make it to my first class.
- #senioryear
- LUNCH
- Went to my afternoon class.
- A buddy with a Subaru Impreza and I decide to go hooning in the state forest.
- Find some Honda in a ditch.
- Push that guy the fuck out.
- Receive copious thanks from Marc Antonio.
- Drive into the damn forest.
- Go twice as fast as the Impreza up the damn mountain while making a point to drift every damned corner.
- He may or may not have questioned my Jeeps abilities before we left.
- Get to the top.
- Watch Elliot immediately get the Subaru in a ditch. (not his car)
- Try and push it out.
- Succeed in pushing it into another god damned ditch.
- This ditch is much deeper.
- Get in the Jeep, start driving to Lowes.
- Drive the Jeep right off a god damned cliff.
- Drive the Jeep right the fuck back out, zero fucks given.
- Buy a chain at Lowes.
- Pull that fuckin' Subaru out.
- Go get some cheeseburgers to celebrate.
On the drive to the celebratory cheeseburgers I rolled the meter over in the Jeep.
Happy Birthday buddy, I fuckin' love you.
So I might have taken a picture at 50 MPH, what you gonna do. |
I legitimately laughed out loud at this post several times. Would read again!
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