Live Bloggin' It: Dem Hot Dogs Edition

11:30 PM - Went down to collect my paycheck. Stopped into the Unimart for an Arizona lemonade thing. All the corners of the store had the shelving removed and replaced with beer cubes like this one:

Hey guys, what's happening in Alfred this weekend?

12:00 PM - Heading off to a talk by some Physics grad students who graduated from Alfred a couple years ago. It's almost like there are a lot of alumni congregating on this valley, curious...

2:45 PM - A girl hanging out of a window yelled the following at me in slurred fashion "Nobodies gonna arrest me! You're not going to arrest me, are you boffer guy? Hey boffer guy, you wouldn't arrest me!".

5:00 PM - Pine Hill Derby, woooooooooot.

7:00 PM - To Hornell for Hot Dogs and Liquor.

9:00 PM - Back from Hornell. Have developed a cold, taking cough medicine in the form of jagermeister. I mean everyone says it tastes like cough syrup, probably has a similar function!

10:00 PM - Our counters are made of liquors. People are on their way, they're bringing their own shit.

10:30 PM - People are here, the atmosphere is merry.

11:00 PM - I apparently own a Jester's hat, bells and all, PARTY HAT!

11:10 PM - Jester's hat is duct taped to my head, how else can it be my headbanging hat.

11:30 PM - We are rewriting popular christmas carols to fit Hot Dog Day. Bitches, we are going carolling tonight.

Deck the halls with empty bottles
Falalalalalalalala
Show the freshmen good role models
Falalalalalalalala
Drink the lagers, pound the Keystone
Falalalalalalalala
Hope that you can find your way home
Falalalalalalalala

Grill the hot dogs, roast the wieners
Falalalalalalalala
Celebrate that we are seniors
Falalalalalalalala
Drown the brain cells, kill the liver
Falalalalalalalala
Alex's Pizza does deliver
Falalalalalalalala

12:08 AM - Keyboards, hard. World, wobbly. Liquor, plentiful.

Note: Okay blogging on the phone didn't work since it only lets you edit in HTML mode and drunk me couldn't understand it.Short version is sober didn't happen much, got into several roman candle battles in the middle of an intersection with a mug full of liquor in the other hand and then finished off the night by peeing in Elliot's shoes.

Happy Hot Dog Day!

Hot Dog Day is Coming

Gentlemen. The day is upon us. The Hot Dog Day. Alfred University's designated wreck shit holiday. Every college has wreck shit day. In Alfred it seems to be a little exponential as a result of our isolation and the fact that the only people who live here are either students or faculty. Shit will hit the fan, hopefully not literally. Unfortunately pooping on fans is an idea in my subconscious. That could end badly. I'm a little tipsy already and I'll probably be a little tipsy in class tomorrow. I'll most likely be full on drunk right into Sunday since the alcohol flows like the waters of Niagara on Hot Dog Day. As a public service I am installing Blogger on my phone. I am going to live blog Hot Dog Day.

Most of it will not make sense. I will try and make clarifying edits. See you on the other side boys.

Now to Survive the Peace

Dearest Bitches,

I am currently in the process of coming out of quite possibly one of the most entertaining weekends of my life and into one of the most stressful weeks of schooling I have ever had. It is an interesting and intrinsically related juxtaposition. You see, this weekend was the Alfred Civil War. An event I lovingly crafted over the past six months. I made damn sure that no one in the village was not aware of what was coming to them last Saturday. We staged an attempted assassination of myself during Student Senate. Next Senate meeting I submitted my letter of secession to the President, which is still on the office door. Tonight I have to submit our surrender to Alfred State.

Pictured: Main Street Alfred, NY

The event pitted my army of Separatists, who seceded from AU, an army of Loyalists fighting to bring us back and a third army of Barbarians from the State school across the road. I would like to note that there were more Barbarians than both of our armies combined. That was not supposed to happen. Pete, our A-State contact, is apparently a PR mother fucking genius because we were swamped in state school foam. They don't even have an official club. Alfred State ended up winning even though the Loyalists successfully defeated me and united AU under one army. Then we pushed them back to one last territory out of 25. They then held that last scrap for 3 god damned hours. We had to surrender.

Pictured: PR genius.
Also pictured: His boffer chair, aka The Foam Throne.
Note: Yes you can sit in it.

The event attracted almost 100 people if you count non-combatants and medic staff. It apparently was one of the largest non-fundraising events ever at AU. I will note Boffer was not in Alfred's vocabulary last March. Now it's become a defining feature of village life. The thought that comes to mind when I cite those kind of stats is often "muahahhaha" or some variant.

Them troops, they need rallying.

As a result though, I am really really behind in my class work. This week I have two physics exams. I haven't done any of the homework leading up to them. That is two Particle Physics assignments and three E&M assignments. Also I have to do all my Senior Thesis work this week. In fact in Particle I haven't submitted any homework and got a 40 on the first test. My teacher is however a Saint and letting me make it all up in daily tutor session type things. That being said I had an incredibly amusing conversation with him today:

Me: Oh, so that is what the α and β matrices are, very good to know. 

Prof: We have used those in almost every homework assignment, in almost every problem. 

Me: Now I will too.

Prof: This is why you should ask questions! 

Me: Eh. 

Prof: It is moments like this where I think how much I would like to kill Tyler. Just run up and drive something sharp and pointy, not like a doll needle, but like a big wide nail or something. 

Me: Like a railroad spike? 

Prof: Pain. Lots of pain.

So now I'm going to get back to that. Was the whole war worth digging myself into a hole deeper than the deepest black of the Marianas trench? I'll let the pictures tell.

Aerial block. Bitches.

The Siege of Powell
The part that followed from me yelling "Fall back to the keep!"

The Siege of Fort Davis
Charge! (and repeat for 3 hours)

My good friend, Alfred University Tony, looking forlorn.

The Battle of King Alfred
For a good twenty minutes this was the only territory left at AU still under AU control.
I particularly relished bursting that bubble.

In case you were still wondering
Yes, it was worth it.

tl;dr War was the lulz, work now.

So, I Renewed this Domain Name....

I was getting "Hey Dude your domain names are expiring ASAP@!@!@!@!@!!!!" emails for the past couple months. Finally decided to renew them today and what do you know today is the day differentialpenguins.com expires.... nothing like the nick of time. 

Anyways, while I'm here might as well say some stuff. Yesterday I had my senior project presentation which went much better than I thought it might. For some reason I instantly became more comfortable presenting to a room full of people than when it was empty. Seriously, it's totally ass-backwards. Anyways, they always try to grill you with some tough questions at the end of the presentation and we were able to handle the questions really well which was great. It was good to see our hard work and all the time we spent preparing the presentation pay off. After it was all over, I basically deflated into a puddle of glory. 

Of course just like anything.... always more stuff on the horizon. Actually the Center for Undergraduate Research and Academic Showcase is alarmingly close. I'll be presenting a poster about my research with Professor Weise where we made a high power inverter for wave energy converter systems. I've gotta slam together a sweet poster for this coming Tuesday so I can show off the cool hardware we built. I've only got a couple of pictures of the stuff.... oh look here they are... 

Here's a picture of one of our extremely clean lab benches. That rig mounted to a bigass heatsink is the inverter I designed. It has a sweet film capacitor on it, which is a total nerdgasm. They're like the lowest effective series resistance capacitors (ESR) you can buy and that one in particular costs about $35 and it can't even store that much charge really. Capacitors with low ESR can respond quickly to transients which is important when you've got high currents and lots of switching going on. For the less electrically inclined, an inverter converts DC power to AC power. 

It's a bird, it's a plane, nawh it's just a bunch of sweet electrical stuff.

One of the awesome things about power electronics is that you get to build stuff that gets hot and on occasion even blows up. Also, with high power research you need a way to simulate large electrical loads. One way we can do this is using out awesome bank of ginormous wire wound resistors. We can dissipate a few kilowatts of power in this load which is pretty substantial.... also they get really freakin' hot. 

Wire wound resistor bank

Honestly wish I had more time to mess around with this stuff this semester but I actually have gotten a bunch of stuff built which is good. 

Anyways, now begins that awkward month long period between me and graduation. Time to hopefully tie up some loose ends, finish up strong and hopefully have some fun too. Heading to SNHU this friday to see my cousin get inducted into an honor's society for her program but don't tell anyone... it's supposed to be a surprise. 

Oh, and I've gotta get one of those cap and gown getups before they sell out too...